The Coolroom

This is a very old game, one of the oldest I have ever played but I can't remember when this was released, maybe in 2004 or even less.

The story is simple; You're a dumbass, a lazy loaf, a coach potato or simply a person trying to survive from some stupid-ass long-ass exams that don't do shit on your "brain". Which is good, you don't want shit in your brain. I apologize, I meant, that don't do any good to your "brain", just like drugs, yeah?

So, your main objective is to go to a yellow-coloured dot, he's apparently the "nerd" here, which is different from "geek" but whatever, the game calls him a geek anyway. From that..."Yellow Dot Geek Guy", you can cheat out the exam to pass. Yeah, that's all there is to it.

It's not as simple as it sounds. At first, it is easy because you're very damn near him anyway, but after the next levels, you'll have to move around and there's this big-ass red asshole who is apparently the TEACHER. OH NO! HORROR! Yep. Luckily, this teacher is somehow blind or the classroom is seriously huge, because his vision is not even at least 60 metres, it might be less than 5 centimetres.

As you can see, this is mostly a "Cheat & Avoid Teacher" game. It may sound boring, but it's actually very fun.

Not just that, all the levels actually got some fun stuff to it. For example, one student suicides, another tries to kill the teacher with a bomb and so on...Oops, I actually spoiled this, DAMNIT.

It's a "cult classic" as Kong's description says, worth a try for sure. You really should try it!