Friday: The Game

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/567538

18 medals worth 385 points total. Since it's a text-based game, simply type exactly what I said from the beginning of the game to get the medals.

Burn, Baby, Burn
* bathroom
* shower

Cereal Killer
* stairs
* kitchen
* milk and bowl
* peanut and bowl
* spoon and bowl

Derp!
* type any nonsense word five times in a row

Have a Nice Trip!
* closet
* dress
* hanger

Oh Poop
* shit

Oh Poop II
* bathroom
* toilet

Oh Poop III
* closet
* dress
* bedroom
* bathroom
* dress and toilet

Road Kill
* closet
* dress
* bedroom
* bathroom
* flush
* dress and toilet
* dress and toaster
* toaster
* soap and sink
* bedroom
* stairs
* kitchen
* milk and bowl
* chocolate and bowl
* spoon and bowl
* hall
* door
* back

Suicide
* die (kill also works)

Zap!
* bathroom
* sink

Going Viral
* computer

Partyin, Partyin, No!
* Follow the steps for Road Kill, but after you type "door," type "door" again.

Partyin, Partyin, Yeah!
* Follow the steps for Road Kill, but after you type "door," type "front."

Poop Princess
* Follow the steps to get all three Oh Poop medals above.

Winaholic
* Find all three good endings (Partyin, Partyin, Yeah!, Partyin, Partyin, No!, and Going Viral).

Everybody's Rushin
* Finish the game in less than 2 minutes (only works with the Partyin, Partyin, Yeah! ending).

Loseaholic
* Lose in every way possible.

Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
I'm not sure about the requirements for this one; once you beat the game enough to get a party hat, you should get this medal.